Well that is not completely true. I don't mind it in the sea and I quite like it when it is in canals and rivers, but I don't like it when I try and keep it in thin little pipes (i.e. plumbing).
Those of you that know me will know the story of me flooding my parents house when I was younger by trying to repair a squeaking floorboard. I really was only trying to be helpful, but I think it has scared me for life. Yes electricity can shock you, but you have things to prevent that from happening and generally electricity keeps in the wires if you do a good job with the wiring. With plumbing I seem to do a good job, but a bit of water leaks out here and there and then to fix the problem I have to drain the system and take the connection apart which results in me getting wet, before putting it back together to find out if I have fixed the problem or not. Do you get the feeling I don't like plumbing?

Anyway I needed to get the plumbing working on the boat so that I could clean my teeth and wash my hands and the like. Last weekend I put ends on all the open pipes and started the installation of a temporary sink that will get me by for a couple of months. Today I got everything connected up and ready to start pumping water.
The tank got filled up and then it was time to turn on the pump and see where water came out! The issue was that there was the calorifier to fill up with water, so I knew when I turned the pump on it would be going for some time until the tank was full.
The pump started to pump and most joints seemed OK, some water coming out of a joint next to the calorifier, but that was just a push fit that had not been quite pushed together. A quick check around the pump and the accumulator tank (which was under the bed) I discovered water was coming out of a joint from somewhere around the two. Quick turn off the pump and start to mop up the water.
At this stage I have to do a big thanks to my parents who were on the boat with me today. They were great at turning the pump on and off when I was at the other end of the boat and providing me with kitchen towels when I could not move down the boat because of the mattress in the way. I think this is one job you can't really do on your own.
After much playing with various joints and trying to tighten up the accumulator tank fittings and much more water going all over the place I discovered the fittings of the tank did not have enough washer thickness which meant the joint was reaching fully tightened before a good seal had been made. Lucky for me the marina chandlery had the required washers and a fix was completed.

After about 15 mins of the pump running (on and off) the whole system got filled with water and it stopped. No more leaks for the time being, but I will be keeping a very close eye on all the joints for damp patches of wood under them.
At the end of today, I still don't like plumbing!